Jeffery Wright

Overview
Jeffery Wright, also known as Boi Jefferyyy, is a middle aged dude just chillin' and killin'. Jeffery enjoys powerpoints, The American Civil war, and new balance shoes.

Military Service
On June 6, 1944, Mr. Wright took a secret sixth beach at Normandy all by himself, his class was so proud of him, what a good boy. Boi Jeffery didn't escape unscathed though, he suffers from frequent PTSD attacks, wich he takes out on his 8th grade class.

Hammer Pants incident
As a rebellious 40 year old man, Jeffery disobeyed Drek and went to go dress as MC Hammer. When he put his gold chain on Larry the Pickle, it started to steal his life force.

Creation
After a freak accident in the lab of one, Corbin, during an attempt to improve the Thumb-Thumbs (from Spy Kids), Mr. Wright was created. Corbin accidentally left an episode of Star Trek on and one of the experiments went insane, clawing itself apart. Reconstructive surgery was attempted but was so primitave at the time that even with the best of doctors it could never work. The mauled Thumb-Thumb was now something else entirely, it was Jeffery Wright.

Honors
In March of 1948 Boi Jeffery was awarded the Navy Cross for his actions during the Second World War, one main instance includes March 17, 1943, where several men account Jeffery as crashing his plane into a German ammunitions bunker, causing the largest man made explosion as of that point in history. Mr. Wright then emerged from the wreckage unscathed, and proceeded to tame a nearby bear, who would later come to be known as Winnie T. Pooh. Jeffery then went to take on the only known prototype of the German Landkruezer p.1000 Ratte, immediately tearing it to shreds and becoming the tank himself. After throwing the debris into the air, Boi Jefferey embarked on a two year journey to Berlin where the debris mentioned earlier would finally land, crushing the Reichstag, and allowing Jeffery entrance to the heart of Berlin. It has never been confirmed but multiple sources who were in Hitler's bunker during those final days claim that Hitler never commited suicide, but that it was rather Mr. Wright who was responsible for his death.

Death
After falling into a state of crippling depression fueled by constant PTSD and 8th graders, Mr. Wright took one last swing at life by entering to become a contestant on the hit game show The Price is Right. After bidding only $1 on the first item, and losing by a landslide, Jeffery pulled out a firearm and attempted to take his own life, on live television. Eyewitness Rosa Parks was reported as saying, "He just wouldn't die. He was so tough and resiliant that half of the bullets would just ping right of his shiny pear of a head. I think he reloaded at least twice. It was horrible, oh God get that camera away from me you-"